Youâve seen them before. Theyâre in your home, in your office, on the street. Youâve encountered them at some fine and not-so-fine establishments. Theyâre the new urban animals, and now theyâve been classified. You know youâve met Every Motherâs Worse Nightmare (âSo what if it says âPussyâ on the front, Mom? Thereâs a picture of a cat under the wordâ) and The Simpsons Quoter (Natural habitat: His own private Springfield, no further description necessary). From That Young Literary Guy, who has just published a novel, half of which is comprised of footnotes, to The Condescending Vegetarian, who misses the nineties, when it was more acceptable to call a hamburger evil just as a dining companion was about to attack one, this book takes a biting look at the creatures that inhabit our everyday urban world laugh-out-loud portraits, with a touch of the tragically comic. Beware, you might find yourself in here.