Ren’s homecoming wishlist includes:

● Arman not bashing everyone’s heads together (at least not without him)

● Getting the fortress built before the Mongs attack (not at the rate they’re going with all the the thefts happening)

● Going home without incident (also, again, not likely)

What it did not include was:

● Social reform

● A child

● A raiding party

● Arman actually using his words

Life once again proved reality is better than fantasy, and Ren couldn’t be happier.

Except for the Mongs. He could do without the Mongs.

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