Dont Wear

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones

Don't Wear Polka-Dot Underwear with White Pants: (And Other Lessons I've Learned)

Allison Gutknecht

Feminists Don't Wear Pink and Other Lies

Don't Wear Flip-Flops to Your Interview

Paul Powers

Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings

Helene Boudreau

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones

Why Otters Don't Wear Socks and other poems : The Very Best of Roger Stevens

Roger Stevens

Many Reasons Why Black Women Don’t Wear Their Own Hair

Francois Attadedji

I Don't Have a Thing to Wear: The Psychology of Your Closet

Judie Taggart, Jackie Walker