How to Not Be a Complete Twat

How to Not Be a Complete Twat: A Guide to Unlearning Dumb Behavior

Are you the problem? Maybe. Is it time to fix that? Absolutely. Whether you bought this book out of self-awareness or someone “gifted” it to you (yikes), you’re here, and that’s the first step to a better you. How to Not Be a Complete Twat is the hilarious, no-nonsense guide you didn’t know you needed, but your friends probably did.

Packed with brutally honest lessons and laugh-out-loud advice, this book will take you on a journey of self-discovery—mainly discovering how to stop being that person. From learning how to shut up at the right moments, to realizing the universe isn’t out to get you (really, it’s not), this book covers it all. You'll find tips, tricks, and daily exercises to help you live a twat-free life—while still keeping your personality intact.

Perfect for fans of self-help humor, social skills improvement, and anyone ready to stop making every little thing about themselves. By the time you’re done, you’ll be the person people actually want to invite to brunch. Maybe.

Ready to start your twat-free transformation? Click ‘Buy Now’ and become the best (and least annoying) version of yourself!