Holly Liddell has been stuck with crimped hair since 1987, when she agreed to let her boyfriend, Elton, turn her into a vampire. But when he ditches her at a gas station a few decades into their eternity together, she realizes that being young
forever actually means working graveyard shifts at Taco Bell, sleeping in seedy motels, and being supernaturally compelled to follow your ex from town to townâat least until Holly meets Eltonâs other exes.
It seems that Holly isnât the only girl Elton seduced into this wretched existence. He turned Ida in 1921, then Rose in 1954, and he abandoned them both before Holly was even born. Now, Rose and Ida want to kill him before he can trick
another girl into eternal adolescence, and theyâll need Hollyâs help to do it. And once Holly starts falling for Eltonâs vulnerable new conquest, Parker, sheâll do anything to save her.
To kill Elton for good, Holly and her friends will have to dig up their pasts, rob a bank, and reconcile with the people theyâve hurt in their search for eternal love. And to win the girl, Holly will have to convince Parker that sheâs more than just
Eltonâs crazy exâeven though she is trying to kill him.