Yeah, I'm trouble . . . so what? Women seem to like it.
That and my big . . . bank account.
Who am I kidding?
They like what I can do with my tongue too. I had a good thing going. Until my father threatened to cut me off if I didn't settle down. So I picked the one woman he couldn't object to.
Falling for her was never part of the plan.
Contains mature themes.
