Come join us on a bus ride back to 1982.
Let the transitioning driver steer us while the punk rockers sneer.
There's a dog called Sparky and another called Clancy.
Absent fathers and an incestuous mother.
A golf hating Rasta man, tattoos and superglue.
Not forgetting the kitten punishing kidnapper who's riddled with acne.
Cannibalism, pickling and fermentations.
Murder, lesbians, digestive biscuits, saliva and blood.
Copious quantities of cannabis supplied, rolled and toked by the vicar.
Hooliganism, imprisonment, desire and hatred.
It's not even Christmas!
Tickets please.