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Race You to the Fountain of Youth: I'm Not Dead Yet (But parts of me are going fast)

The men are on one side.

The women on the other.

They're ready -- they're set -- they're off!...

Well...maybe not.

Seasoned comedy writers Martha Bolton and Brad Dickson take an unconventional, refreshing look at the over-forty race to the Fountain of Youth. Instead of heaping on the pressure to exercise more, eat less, manage your time, and save all your money for retirement, Bolton and Dickson offer a take-it-easy approach to aging with chapters like:

€ If Menopausal Women Ruled the World

€ How to Calculate Your Real Age

€ I Am Woman, Where'd I Go?

€ Desperate Grandmas

€ He Died of What?

€ Gimme a Head with Hair

Filled with gentle encouragement and rolling humor, Race You to the Fountain of Youth will remind you to focus on the things that truly matter -- contentment, personal growth, faith, and joy. Relevant, real, and always funny, this look at the better half of life doesn't ask you to change one thing about yourself -- except maybe to laugh a bit more and worry a bit less.


Authors:

  • Martha Bolton
  • Brad Dickson

Format:

  • E-book

Duration:

  • 126 pages

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Comics and humor
  • Humor

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    Martha Bolton

    Martha Bolton is the author of more than fifty books of humor and inspiration, including The "Official" Hugs Book, The "Official" Grad Book, and The "Official" Friends Book. She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for more than fifteen years and has received both an Emmy nomination (for Outstanding Achievement in Music and Lyrics) and a Dove nomination (for A Lamb's Tale, a children's musical). Martha has written for such entertainers as Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton, Mark Lowry, and Jeff Allen and is also known as The Cafeteria Lady for Brio Magazine.

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