The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom thatâs sure to change your lifeâor at least induce a light chuckle.
One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.
âShe wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.â âJonathan Swift
âWhy donât you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.â âP. G. Wodehouse
âHeâs a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.â âTom Waits
âThey hardly make âem like him anymoreâbut just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.â âHunter S. Thompson
âHe has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticksâ âLily Tomlin
âHe has no more backbone than a chocolate ĂŠclair.â âTheodore Roosevelt
Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile thatâs saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!