Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby.
Hey. Itâs me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. Youâre a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that Iâve given you the validation I know you need, letâs get a few things clear . . .
Iâm not as innocent as you think I am. You donât realize it because youâre blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book youâre holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view.
Unapologetic.
Unplugged.
Unswaddled.
Be warned . . . itâs not always adorable.