From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes BRUTUS, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy that will surely cause evil vampires to kidnap the author.
Can the Worldâs Toughest Immortal Warrior Win the Heart of the Worldâs Toughest Immortal Woman?
Brutus is not your average immortal warrior. He leads the godsâ army, heâs tough as nails, and his mind is so powerful, he no longer speaks to communicate with his men. Some call him telepathic; he just calls it being a badass.
But despite the many bloody battles and hard-won victories, this is one mission heâs not so sure about. There is a plague sweeping the immortal world. Gods, vampires, incubiâno one is safe, except for those with mates, and sadly, there just arenât enough women to go around.
To keep the godsâ army intact, ready to protect the human world, Brutus must convince a group of ancient female warriors, located deep in the Amazon jungle, to return home with him, andâŚwellâŚgo on dates with his men.
But when the toughest, meanest, man-hating, sexiest woman of the group catches his eye, all he can think about is conquering her heart.
WARNING: This book contains a smokinâ hot immortal warrior looking for his forever love, a randy invisible unicorn, and bad, bad, such bad language. Okay, and some sex. Fine, yes! Lots of sex! And a kitten, a bit of violence, a man who loves knitting, mannibalism, unruly deities, Mayan priests who babysit animals, a naked goddess who wears a bee bikini, leather pants (for men), a very randy ghost whoâs desperate for her HEA, anecdotes about evil mermen, a BIG plot twist even the author didnât see coming, and a ton of romancy kind of stuff.