This report wasn’t supposed to exist. And that’s because The Qwikpick Adventure Society wasn’t supposed to exist. After our last adventure, Marilla’s parents wouldn’t let her go on any more adventures, or even talk to me. But then Marilla found something she wanted to do SO bad that she was willing to break her parents’ rules.
What did she want to do so bad?
Kick a dead guy.
You see, local legend has it that a slave master who lived here was buried standing up. Why? So he could continue overseeing his slaves—even in death! When Marilla heard about this, she decided it was time to knock him down. And that Dave and I were going with her …