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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t : The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to -ditch the d*mn indecision -get your sh*t together and feel fantastic -give your busy family a f*cking break -and more! Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.


Author:

  • Messie Condo

Narrator:

  • Hillary Huber

Format:

  • Audiobook

Duration:

  • 3 h 2 min

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Personal development
  • Self-help and advice
  • Comics and humor
  • Humor
  • Home and garden
  • House and home

3.8

37 ratings

Marianne

24/02/2024

Funny and entertaining!

Sari

26/06/2023

truly opening my eyes about things around me

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