According to NewYorker.com, âLawrence Dorfman assembled a heroic collection. I spent an hour in a state of catharsis, reveling in the sufficiency of the insults,â in his previous homage to snarkdom (Insult Edition). Now just imagine the reviewerâs state after an hour reading the Sex Edition. Here are sharply witty personal observations, jokes, quotations, he-said-she-said snarks, and much more. A taste of whatâs to come:
⢠âIâd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what heâs working on now.ââGeorge Carlin
⢠âWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.ââLily Tomlin
⢠âBigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.ââOscar Wilde
⢠A couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadnât in quite some time. His fingers started at her neck, moved down her shoulders, past the side of her breast and so forth. Then he suddenly stopped, rolled over, and became silent. She said, âHoney that was wonderful. Why did you stop?â âI found the remote,â he mumbled.
With the same Snark Handbook style, this latest entry in the series will titillate, amuse, and entertain.