See, Iām usually the one who solves problems, being that Iām a minister and all. Yes, you heard it right. I might not look like one - i.e. rounded on all the right edges and a propensity to wearing clothes showing a smidge of cleavage. And itās true if youāve heard that I have Victoriaās Secretās site as my homepage. Like it or not, thatās me, Pastor Jane Angieski. Iām fully licensed, fully educated, and fully confused most of the time.
Truth is that if I could have just resisted the lure of dark chocolate Iād have stayed happily ignorant about sex slaves, black-market babies, cheatinā preachers, and an assortment of lowlifes that have intruded on my cluttered, fluttered, and frazzled life. And with that restraint, I would never have been rejected, arrested, and nearly exterminated. Or fallen in love. But wait, like always, Iām getting ahead of the story and how it all happened.
Sensuality Level: Behind Closed Doors