Bah! Humbug! Itâs that time of year againâŠ.Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find âgood cheer,â battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world asâŠdun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Yearâs; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as:
âą âSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.ââVictor Borge
âą âIf someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.ââAmong the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah
âą âWhat I donât like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.ââPhyllis Diller
The Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition is destined to be a holiday classic.