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Wimpy Vampires

Prince of Dorkness : More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?


Author:

  • Tim Collins

Series:

  • Volume 2 in Wimpy Vampires

Format:

  • E-book

Duration:

  • 158 pages

Language:

English

Categories:

  • Teenage and young adult
  • Fantasy

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    Tim Collins

    Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.

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