Battered and bruised, but victorious. My fighter Mason descends from the octagon after a tough battle to the sounds of a roaring crowd and I guide him backstage, away from the media and the raucous public for some post-fight after-care for the both of us!.

I tend to his wounds and offer him a different kind of treatment. Soon we’re doing things trainer and fighter definitely shouldn’t. Listen as I go blow-for-blow with him in this breeding, age gap fantasy!