Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute.
What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as âThe Tell-tale Heartâ with Uncle Johnâs trademark sense of humor? You get âThe Tell-tale Fartâ (Pee-uw!). And thatâs just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror youâll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. Youâll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, historyâs terrible tyrants, and the worldâs deadliest weather. Uncle Johnâs scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnensteinâs Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and itâs âFor Kids Only.â ENTER IF YOU DARE!
Youâll find terrifying tales, includingâŠ
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse
Frightening facts aboutâŠ
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBIâs Body Farm
Horrifying things to do likeâŠ
- Make a Bouncing Eyeball
- Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions
- Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat
- Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)