Ronan Boyle
Detective Ronan Boyleâs To-Do List ⢠Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf ⢠Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns ⢠Reorder dog diapers (XL) ⢠Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earthâs finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting) ⢠DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut ⢠PROVE PARENTSâ INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order) ⢠Get new shillelagh and beret for âhot leprechaun summerâ ⢠Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog ⢠Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? Noâbury that down deep andlater write a sad series of plays about it ⢠Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If heâs even still alive?!)