Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.
Sample Book Insights:
#1 I am about to crush a beer can on my forehead. I am Samantha McKiver Irby, age 35ish, but I could pass for forty-seven to fifty-two. I am nominally female.
#2 I am a client services director at an animal hospital. I am extremely lazy, but I am good at playing the race card and eating other people’s lunches in the break room. I was born in Evanston, Illinois, a suburb along the lake north of Chicago.
#3 I was a teenage girl who needed lipstick, and I couldn’t wait two years for regular babysitting jobs to start paying enough for me to buy it. So I went to the Osco in downtown Evanston and slipped tubes of Revlon’s Toast of New York and Iced Coffee into my coat pocket. I was met at the door by a manager, who was black. I was arrested.
#4 I am too lazy to get married, and I don’t have the money to go through multiple background checks. I am looking for someone who doesn’t irritate me, and who is also minimally annoyed by my irritating habits.