READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?

It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God…

I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up…

I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good…

It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose…

I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.