Why is it always Weihnachten? Weihnachtsfeier, Weihnachtsbaum,

Weihnachtsgeld. What about Ostern? Ostern is great, too - okay?

We celebrate Ostern because of a real miracle. Jesus revived. Great guy. At Weihnachten, Jesus was just born. So what? By a virgin. That's maybe fake news.

This book will make Ostern great again!