Hey there, Caesar! I have to hand it to you—you're more than just a bald monkey now. You're a Legionnaire! Think you can do whatever you like just cause you got yourself a medal? Well, you're right! An achievement like that's gonna open so many doors for you!
My very first Legionnaire's an intergalactic superstar in the making . . . I'm so happy I could squeal! But we can't let even a second go to waste—we've got a mission right here on planet . . .
Wait. What do you mean you're taking a vacation?!
