🌌 Vampires of Light: The Complete Saga
By Dan Bune
Time broke. Love remembered. The Rewrite has begun.
What happens when the guardian of time oversleeps by 3,721 years?
You get a universe on the brink, reality in freefall, and a sarcastic llama with abandonment issues.
Enter Xander, a TimeWeaver turned temporal castaway, who awakens far beyond his era to find a cosmos unrecognizable—a once-vibrant multiverse now threatened by the Obscurant, a force of pure entropy feeding on despair and rewriting existence itself. His mission? Reclaim his power, master the fractured timelines, and stop the corrupted light-wielders known as the Tenebris before all becomes void.
Armed with martial wisdom from ascended mentors like Buddha and Bruce Lee, guided by ethereal Luminous beings, and haunted by echoes of a prophecy, Xander sets out to retrieve the Shard of Oblivion—the only key to restoring balance.
But fate has a flair for drama.
Just when you think things can’t get weirder, they do.
In Season Two, Xander teams up with Kaia—a fierce warrior-bard with interdimensional charisma and perfect hair—and Carl, a telepathic, emotionally complicated llama with snack dependencies.
Together, they face:
Glitchy timelines and cosmic pyramid schemes
Soul reassembly through karaoke and kazoo-fueled memory downloads
Emotion-powered Robot Football that heals the multiverse, one touchdown at a time
AI priestesses, stand-up council meetings, and vampire overlords with major ego problems
And through it all? A love story so powerful, it bends time… and cracks jokes doing it.
💫 Includes:
Mythic metaphysical battles between light and shadow
Quantum martial arts and dreamworld training sequences
Multidimensional comedy with heart
A fate-driven romance that might just save the universe (again)
For fans of Doctor Who, The Matrix, Good Omens, and anime-inspired spiritual epics.
This is cosmic sci-fantasy with teeth—radiant, ridiculous, and relentlessly heartfelt.
The Vampires of Light are real.
The Rewrite has begun.
And yes—there will be kazoos.
