User's Guide Experience Engine Type

Don't you think that life should have come with a user guide? Well Clarissa Sophia von der Golz thinks so. And this is her idea of the basic 'user guide' for the 'experience engine' 'type: HUMAN'. She would love to know what you would add. This is just a start. So put all six of your thinking caps on, put your heart in the right place, and let's begin