PRINCE OF PUBLIC RELATIONS TO WED PREGNANT PRINCESS!

It seems royal PR man Chase Savage is involved in a scandal. Savage announced his engagement to Sydney Conner, the illegitimate princess from Naessa, who is pregnant with our late Prince Reginald's heir. Savage was reportedly sent to bribe the ravishing royal, only to find himself dodging bullets and fleeing the country with her.

There was no denying the white-hot passion between the pulchritudinous pair as they treated reporters to an ardent display of affection. With Sydney's life still endangered and tensions mounting, one wonders if the engagement is simply the greatest spin of Savage's career—or if the confirmed bachelor has truly met his match!